Adam Pacman Jones Video | “I Like Strip Clubs”

Here’s a shocker. Former Dallas Cowboys cornerback Adam Pacman Jones enjoys going to strip clubs. Who knew?

In a recent interview with James Brown from The NFL Today, former Dallas Cowboys cornerback Pacman Jones elaborated on his love of strip clubs saying, “I like-a de scrip clubs.”

For those who have not been following the career of this upstanding citizen, strip clubs, or “scrips clubs” as Pacman so eloquently put it, are the preferred venue for Pacman Jones’ particular choice of tomfoolery, namely shootings.

Pacman Jones was investigated in TWO shooting incidents, both of which took place in or around strip clubs, one in Las Vegas and another in Atlanta.

For those of you who missed the interview, feel free to pause and enjoy Pacman Jones in all his glory as he elaborates on his preference for strip clubs.

This is just further proof that the signing of Pacman Jones by the Dallas Cowboys ranks as one of the dumbest decisions ever made in history. How is it that a player with a reputation such as Pacman’s can be signed by a team with such a high profile as the Dallas Cowboys. It would be hilarious if it were not so sad.

There were a number of interesting quotes from Pacman during the interview. Here is just a sample:

“Scrip clubs are like regular clubs. But you know I haven’t been in a scrip club in, what, two years now, a year and a half . . . almost three years, whatever it is. I haven’t been in a scrip club since that incident. You know, I live and I learn. You know, I like-a de scrip clubs.”

When asked about the recently publicized shooting incident outside of an Atlanta “scrip” club:
“There is no truth… truth… truff, to none of the story.”

When asked if he believed Jerry Jones would give him another chance with the Dallas Cowboys:
“Yeah, I do.”

What is most shocking in all of this is that Pacman believes Jerry Jones would actually allow him back. Yet, when I stop to think, Jerry Jones actually WOULD let him back on the team. I am genuinely scared that Jerry Jones is not done with Pacman.

What kind of influence would this have on the Dallas Cowboys locker room. The Dallas Cowboys handling of Pacman Jones has been completely ridiculous so far. Signing him was an embarrassment, but what was even dumber was that his locker was next to another bad boy of the NFL, Tank Johnson. According to Mickey Spagnola in an interview with 1310 The Ticket, this area of the locker room was referred to as “Cell Block D,” further proof that truth, or “truff” as Pacman puts it, is always better than fiction.

Given the recent collapse of the Dallas Cowboys, it is clear that Pacman Jones has no place with the team. I am a firm believer in second chances, however with Pacman’s history, and a lack of real, progressive change, as evidenced by his fight with security at a Dallas hotel, it is clear that Pacman Jones has a lot to work on before he can even begin to focus on an athletic career. I sincerely wish him the best of luck and genuinely hope that he gets his life in order, but it is time for the Cowboys and Pacman to part ways.