Dirk Nowitzki is Not a Father, but what if he was….

September 3, 2009 by Matt Lawrence

You have probably heard by now that Dirk Nowitzki is not the father of Crystal or Cristal Taylor’s (or any other alias she has gone by) baby. The reason for this is the court ordered pregnancy test came back negative. In other words Crystal Taylor is not pregnant with Dallas Maverick Dirk Nowitzki’s baby. After celebrating, rejoicing, and all other forms of celebration imaginable, I wondered what a baby between the odd couple would look like? So I decided to create a Dirk Nowitzki / Crystal Taylor baby boy, and a Dirk Nowitzki / Crystal Taylor baby girl. Both Dirk and Crystal’s features were put through Dallas Sports Fans highly sophisticated baby face predictor 9000 software, and these were the results….