Martellus Bennett Video | Martellus Raps
January 26, 2009 by Guest Contributor · 2 Comments
It is with great regret that I must inform you, the reader, that Martellus Bennet has removed his controversial rap from YouTube. Nevertheless, I have found another video of the Rhymenocerous in all his glory.
One of the saddest trends in sports is the growing number of super star athletes who have convinced themselves that they can have a successful career as a rapper. Dallas Cowboys tight-end Martellus Bennett joins the list as the newest in a long line of athletes turned musician.
I have found a video of Martellus Bennett rapping. It is… umm….. interesting.
Pause for a moment to enjoy the musical stylings of Martellus Bennett.
I know.
It’s sad.
Don’t get me wrong, I really want to rip on this guy. I just can’t think of the words to describe this brand of douchebaggery. I am at a complete loss.
To be honest, the Martellus Bennet video makes Eric Cartman look like Andrea Boccelli. Here is the proof.
Hopefully Martellus Bennett will give up on the music career and stick to football. Leave the singing to the professionals.
